Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
now i know why i became what i already was.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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