would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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