Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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