How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I think your dad took our porno
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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