she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
COCAINE IS GR8
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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