the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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