I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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