LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just want nice things and good sex
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
These tits shall not be calmed
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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