I wish i was in the wii world.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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