D3 body, D1 cock
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
