When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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