i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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