At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Life without a bra equals bliss.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I think people are normalizing furries
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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