I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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