I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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