Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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