Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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