you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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