I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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