he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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