Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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