they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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