Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Randomize
