i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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