Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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