He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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