I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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