I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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