Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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