Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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