actually, I'm a sock model
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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