so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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