Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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