no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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