I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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