So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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