Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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