I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
