Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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