Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Someone shit on the floor
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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