But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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