Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
