week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Acid is not a monday night drug
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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