It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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