Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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