Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My vagina is officially offended.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
