I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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