Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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