Where is the hickey?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
why is half of my head shaved?
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