Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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